Me: Do you miss bacon?
Jason: No, actually I like the fake bacon better.
Me: I understand all of the words, but what you are saying doesn't make sense.
And so it was that today at 3:23pm PT as my 7yo showed me ALL of his favorite parts* of Dog Man Unleashed that I knew deep in my being that I do not want to be a children's librarian.
*spoiler: all the parts are his favorite parts
Informal poll - 2 questions
1. How many kids do you have?
2. How many of them have baby books?
Go!
Spring in Washington is about curating the pictures you share on social media to show beautiful nature and skipping over the rainy ones
Another gem from the child who brought us "slower than a sprinting slug":
"He has the vocal range of a turtle."


















