28 February 2021

February on Facebook

Personally, I think the best way to experience snow is from a distance. Looking at other people's pictures of it on Facebook is just the right distance. 


If this day had any sense at all, it would bow out and let us go straight to the end of the school week. Read the room, Thursday!!


Our Fridays in a nutshell


It is possible that during our first few years of marriage someone may have taped the final scores of a Scrabble game to the wall by our bed.


On asynchronous school days Isaac likes to try and make up for any and all lost snuggling time he missed when he goes into the classroom.


What do people panic buy in your area for bad weather/snow? In VA it was milk, eggs, and bread - which always made me wonder if everyone ate French toast there when it snows. Here I've heard bananas and toilet paper - not sure what to think of that.


Mean Mom, a play in one act
Setting: a kitchen in a middle class house. A woman is washing dishes while a small boy, her son, is sorting through the items in his school Valentine's box.
Boy: Mom! Look! Two of my friends gave me pink slime!!!!!
Woman: Sorry, buddy. You know the rules - this house is a slime-free zone. They'll have to go.
Cue hysterical crying.
End scene


This kid is clearly not related to me


Where's the Map My Snow Shoveling app when you need one?


I got a notice on my phone yesterday that one of my Amazon subscription items was going to be delivered by the end of the day. With a foot of snow on the ground, I kind of wished there was a button on the app that I could push to let the UPS driver know "Don't worry about delivering it today - your life is worth a great deal more than a bag of dental flossers".


I would like to personally thank NASA for scheduling the landing of the Perseverance on Mars during Ben's Robotics class today and his teacher for thinking it's cool enough to show during class.




I'm pleased to announce that at some future date, yet to be determined, 3 of our kids will LEAVE THE HOUSE on Mondays and Wednesdays to go to school. 😊 Now if I can just figure out how to get the other two people out of the house...


I have a BA in Anthropology, but I am currently working on my PhD in Nagging with an emphasis on Get Your Butt Out of Bed.


Ben: My password is the last 5 digits of pi


I was considering doing some spring clearing/purging of my clothes today and realized that if I got rid of everything I haven't worn in the past 6 months I would only have yoga pants, t-shirts, and fleece jackets left. Which might be the ideal wardrobe...

14 February 2021

Snow Dayz

Someone is absolutely thrilled with our unusual weather. Someone has been up at 7 every morning begging to go out in the snow. 

This person also has a wacky sense of style.

This someone is not me.

Thursday, Feb 11th - it begins. School district calls a half day and schedules all classes to end early.


Friday, Feb 12th - the first 5 or so inches. Such ridiculousness. 

5 inches deserves some shoveling. Several of the people in the house were not super excited about that, but our resident snow sprite just wanted the snow dumped on him.

Ben was awarded the honor of cleaning off the cars after a not terribly efficient run with the snow shovel. Apparently my pep talk of "it's just a lever" didn't help.

The car was so very happy to see us.

The honor for grumpiest snow removal went to Josh who opted to shovel in his crocs with socks in his pajamas.

Saturday, Feb 13th - because some weather systems just don't know when to stop. Another 6 inches.

Our bouncy ball of snow was thrilled to find even more on the ground. With the snow up to his knees, he was pretty bummed that he had to wait for some of his snow gear to finish in the dryer before he could go out.

Day 2 of snow meant day 2 of shoveling. 

Back in the front of the house we took a measure before clearing the sidewalk and driveway...again.  Josh wore his shoveling crocs...again.

After all that we came together to forget our grumpiness with the snow to play a cut throat game of Monopoly.  The amount of negotiating seemed a little extreme and at times unorthodox to me, though I normally avoid this game at all costs. In the end, Josh created a gauntlet by building cities on 1/4 of the board and we were all deprived of the opportunity of being decimated by him as eventually it was time for him to make dinner.

Sunday, Feb 14th - Happy Valentine's Day! Only 1/4 inch or so in the morning. I did some walking in the snow and didn't have a lot of company.

Our Valentine's Day festivities were shorter than normal, but we did play a few games. This year's addition was a match the language to the phrase "I love you" - Ben chose wisely and picked Jason for his teammate.  He *may* have some foreign language experience under his belt.

And then we gorged ourselves on sugar before calling it a night. It's raining now and I have high hopes that soon we can put all this snowy mess behind us.

01 February 2021

First Day, yet again

It was a glorious, dark, rainy and cold morning when Isaac first attended kindergarten in person. Long past the promised date of September 14th, but at this point we aren't complaining.  A few concessions to covid19 - a morning health "attestation" filled out online, a mask, and his own bottle of hand sanitizer - but otherwise a typical day. His backpack looks like it's half his size and we spent time over the weekend writing his name with a sharpie on all of his winter gear. 



Jason went to work a little bit late so he could walk with us.  Isaac was in high spirits the whole way there. His excitement wavered a little bit when the para started walking him to his classroom, but he still seemed happy.

And this is when I realized that I've been doing it all wrong:
    -when Josh went to K I had TWO kids still at home
    -when Michael went to K I had ONE kid still at home
    -when Ben went to K I was PREGNANT
And now, as I took Isaac to K, I realized that I have THREE KIDS STILL AT HOME

Seems like I may be doing this wrong.

ANYWAY, I spent the next 5 hours being only slightly productive including a poorly timed walk during which I walked by Isaac's school during his recess. A mistake I hope not to repeat. Luckily he didn't see me.

He came home a happy boy with stories about the toys he played with and the snack he ate.  We'll count that as a success!

31 January 2021

January on Facebook

New Year, new hike 


First day back at school and work (Jason took a week off) this year. Are we excited?
No. No, we are not.


Adding to my list of things better taught in person: kindergarten scissor skills


Would you rather get a cavity filled or help a kindergartner write a sentence? I'll go first: cavity filled. Definitely the cavity.


Is it possible to be appalled and mortified and disgusted and heartbroken all at the same time? Yes, yes it is. 01/06/2021


Four years too late, Betsy.


Am I the only one googling how to get pencil off a chromebook screen this morning? Please tell me I'm not alone.


I am not sure what it is about our bed that makes the kids think it is a WWF ring, but there it is.


To my math teachers and my parents: thank you and I'm sorry.
A few months helping two of our kids through an algebra course and I'm ready to get SHOW YOUR WORK tattooed on my forehead.


To my math teachers and my parents: thank you and I'm sorry.
A few months helping two of our kids through an algebra course and I'm ready to get SHOW YOUR WORK tattooed on my forehead.


Isaac can now read words like CAT, PIG, RUN and SUBSCRIBE. Any guesses on where he learned the last one??


Trying to learn Russian with Duolingo. Favorite sentence in Russian lessons so far: "Is this sushi or is this borscht?" What must a food look like for someone to need to ask that question????


Living our best pandemic life
Jason: Ok, your mom and I are going to Costco together.
Ben: Oh, is it your anniversary??


Story problem: If a 6yo travels east on his scooter at an average of 2 miles an hour, how far will he get before his mom has to carry his scooter? Round your answer to the nearest hundredth.


Another unscientific Facebook poll: which stage has made you want to say "Because I said so!" more: TEEN or TODDLER?
I thought we were past that, but it turns out, no.


Nana: So, is Isaac ready to go to kindergarten?
Isaac: There's no such thing as Santa Claus!
Nana:
Me: Yep, I think he's ready.


Only in Kindergarten is it safe to ask kids to unscramble this word


In preparation for Isaac's first day of in-person kindergarten, we timed ourselves walking to his school. In case you're wondering it takes 11 minutes which includes jumping on every utility cover and pretending part of the sidewalk is lava.


Isaac's first day of in-person school is tomorrow (Monday) and this year has been such a roller coaster that I find myself unable to be excited about it until he is in the building and I have left school grounds.

20 January 2021

Inauguration Day

We may have pulled them all out of class to watch this. And there may have been some tears shed, though not from the boys.




 

And a little bit of Bernie fun at the end.

19 January 2021

Magic Birthday Card

This is a magic birthday card. It might not look like it, but it is. This is the birthday card that Isaac made for Nana for her 29th birthday. In case you needed an interpretation: this is a picture of Nana and Isaac standing next to a table with a bowl of cookie dough.


How do I know this is a magic card? Well, it all started with a dry (finally!) and cold day when I decided that we needed some exercise. I told Isaac and Ben that we were going to walk to Nana's house - usually a decent motivator for Ben. But to sweeten the pot, I told them that we were going to bring Nana some butterscotch chips...and maybe Nana would be willing to share with them - a decent motivator for Isaac.


So off we went to grandmother's house and I must confess that I had the tune from Into the Woods in my head much of the time.

When we arrived at Nana's house, I got a bit distracted on a phone call with Rachel and all of a sudden Nana was in the kitchen with Ben and Isaac and she was pulling out some butter and her KitchenAid mixer.

That's how you know that Nana means business.

In short order there was a large bowl of chocolate and butterscotch chip cookie dough on the counter with the oven warming up. Several mouthfuls of dough and 10 minutes later a plate of cookies magically arrived.

And that is how I know it was a magic birthday card.

07 January 2021

Terrorism and Insurrection

 The events of 01/06/2021 were both unbelievable and predictable. Jason and I have been concerned for months about this time period before the inauguration. I found it too stressful to be glued to the TV as the events unfolded, but here is an excellent rundown from Heather Cox Richardson on Facebook:

January 6, 2021 (Wednesday)
Today the Confederate flag flew in the United States Capitol.
This morning, results from the Georgia senatorial runoff elections showed that Democrats Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff had beaten their Republican opponents—both incumbents—by more than the threshold that would require a recount. The Senate is now split 50-50 between Republicans and Democrats, so the position of majority leader goes to a Democrat. Mitch McConnell, who has bent the government to his will since he took over the position of majority leader in 2007, will be replaced.
With the Democrats in control of both Congress and the Executive Branch, it is reasonable to expect we will see voting rights legislation, which will doom the current-day Republican Party, depending as it has on voter suppression to stay in power.
Trump Republicans and McConnell Republicans had just begun to blame each other for the debacle when Congress began to count the certified electoral votes from the states to establish that Democrat Joe Biden won the 2020 presidential election. The election was not close—Biden won the popular vote by more than 7 million votes and the Electoral College by 306 to 232—but Trump contends that he won the election in a landslide and “fraud” made Biden the winner.
Trump has never had a case. His campaign filed and either lost or had dismissed 62 out of 63 lawsuits because it could produce no evidence for any of its wild accusations. Nonetheless, radical lawmakers courted Trump’s base by echoing Trump’s charges, then tried to argue that the fact voters no longer trusted the vote was reason to contest the certified votes.
More than 100 members of the House announced they would object to counting the votes of certain states. About 13 senators, led by Josh Hawley (R-MO) and Ted Cruz (R-TX), agreed to join them. The move would slow down the count as each chamber would have to debate and take a separate vote on whether to accept the state votes, but the objectors never had anywhere near the votes they needed to make their objections stick.
So Trump turned to pressuring Vice President Mike Pence, who would preside over the counting, to throw out the Biden votes. On Monday, Trump tweeted that “the Vice President has the power to reject fraudulently chosen electors.” This would throw the blame for the loss onto Pence, but the vice president has no constitutional power to do any such thing, and this morning he made that clear in a statement. Trump then tweeted that Pence “didn’t have the courage to do what should have been done.”
It seemed clear that the voting would be heated, but it was also clear that most of the lawmakers opposing the count were posturing to court Trump’s base for future elections. Congress would count Biden’s win.
But Trump had urged his supporters for weeks to descend on Washington, D.C., to stop what he insisted was the stealing of the election. They did so and, this morning, began to congregate near the Capitol, where the counting would take place. As he passed them on the east side of the Capitol, Hawley raised a power fist.
In the middle of the day, Trump’s lawyer Rudy Giuliani spoke to the crowd, telling them: “Let’s have trial by combat.” Trump followed, lying that he had won the election and saying “we are going to have to fight much harder.” He warned that Pence had better “come through for us, and if he doesn’t, that will be a sad day for our country.” He warned that Chinese-driven socialists are taking over the country. And he told them to march on Congress to “save our democracy.”
As rioters took Trump at his word, Congress was counting the votes alphabetically by state. When they got to Arizona, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) stood up to echo the rhetoric radicals had been using to discredit the certified votes, saying that public distrust in the election—created out of thin air by Republicans—justified an investigation.
Within an hour, a violent mob stormed the Capitol and Cruz, along with the rest of the lawmakers, was rushed to safety (four quick-thinking staffers brought along the electoral ballots, in their ceremonial boxes). As the rioters broke in, police shot and killed one of them: Ashli Babbitt, an Air Force veteran from San Diego, QAnon believer, and staunch Trump supporter. The insurrectionists broke into the Senate chamber, where one was photographed on the dais of the Senate, shirtless and wearing a bull costume that revealed a white supremacist tattoo on his abdomen. They roamed the Capitol looking for Pence and other lawmakers they considered enemies. Not finding them, they ransacked offices. One rioter photographed himself sitting at House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s desk with his feet on it.
They carried with them the Confederate flag.
Capitol police provided little obstruction, apparently eager to avoid confrontations that could be used as propaganda on social media. The intruders seemed a little surprised at their success, taking selfies and wandering around like tourists. One stole a lectern.
As the White House, the FBI, the Justice Department, and the Department of Homeland Security all remained silent, President-Elect Joe Biden spoke to cameras urging calm and calling on Trump to tell his supporters to go home. But CNN White House Correspondent Kaitlan Collins later reported that she spoke to White House officials who were “genuinely freaked… out” that Trump was “borderline enthusiastic” about the storming of the Capitol because “it meant the certification was being derailed.”
At 4:17, Trump issued his own video, reiterating his false claims that he had been cheated of victory. Only then did he conclude with: “Go home, we love you, you’re very special.” Twitter immediately took the video down. By nighttime Trump’s Twitter feed seemed to blame his enemies for the violence the president had incited (although the rhythm of the words did not sound to me like Trump’s own usual cadence): “These are the things and events that happen when a sacred landslide election victory is so unceremoniously & viciously stripped away from great patriots who have been badly & unfairly treated for so long. Go home with love & in peace. Remember this day forever!”
Twitter took down the tweet and banned the president for at least twelve hours for inciting violence; Facebook and Instagram followed suit.
As the afternoon wore on, police found two pipe bombs near the headquarters of the Republican National Committee and the Democratic National Committee in Washington, D.C., as well as a truck full of weapons and ammunition, and mobs gathered at statehouses across the country, including in Kansas, Ohio, Minnesota, California, and Georgia.
By 5:00, acting Secretary of Defense Christopher Miller issued a statement saying he had conferred with Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Mark Milley, Vice President Pence, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY), and Representative Steny Hoyer (D-MD) and had fully activated the D.C. National Guard.
He did not mention the president.
By late evening, Washington, D.C., police chief Robert J. Contee III announced that at least 52 people had been arrested and 14 law enforcement officers injured. A total of four people died, including one who died of a heart attack and one who tased themself.
White House Counsel Pat Cipollone urged people to stay away from Trump to limit their chances of being prosecuted for treason under the Sedition Act. By midnight, four staffers had resigned, as well as Deputy National Security Adviser Matthew Pottinger, with other, higher level officials also talking about leaving. Even Trump adviser Stephen Miller admitted it was a bad day. Quickly, pro-Trump media began to insist that the attack was a false-flag operation of “Antifa,” despite the selfies and videos posted by known right-wing agitators, and the fact that Trump had invited, incited, and praised them.
Former Secretary of Defense James Mattis laid the blame for today’s attack squarely at the feet of Trump himself: “Today’s violent assault on our Capitol, and effort to subjugate American democracy by mob rule, was fomented by Mr. Trump. His use of the Presidency to destroy trust in our election and to poison our respect for fellow citizens has been enabled by pseudo political leaders whose names will live in infamy as profiles in cowardice.”
The attempted coup drew condemnation from all but the radical Trump supporters in government. Former President George W. Bush issued a statement “on insurrection at the Capitol,” saying “it is a sickening and heartbreaking sight.” “I am appalled by the reckless behavior of some political leaders since the election,” he said, and accused such leaders of enflaming the rioters with lies and false hopes. Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT) was more direct: “What happened here today was an insurrection incited by the President of the United States.”
Across the country tonight are calls for Trump’s removal through the 25th amendment, impeachment, or resignation. The Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee have joined the chorus, writing to Pence urging him to invoke the 25th. Angry at Trump’s sabotaging of the Georgia elections in addition to the attack on our democracy, prominent Republicans are rumored to be doing the same.
At 8:00, heavily armed guards escorted the lawmakers back to the Capitol, thoroughly scrubbed by janitors, where the senators and representatives resumed their counting of the certified votes. The events of the afternoon had broken some of the Republicans away from their determination to challenge the votes. Fourteen Republican senators had announced they would object to counting the certified votes from Arizona; in the evening count the number dropped to six: Cruz (R-TX), Hawley (R-MO), Cindy Hyde-Smith (R-MS), John Kennedy (R-LA), Roger Marshall (R-KS), and Tommy Tuberville (R-AL).
In the House, 121 Republicans, more than half the Republican caucus, voted to throw out Biden’s electors from Arizona. As in the Senate, they lost when 303 Representatives voted in favor.
Six senators and more than half of the House Republicans backed an attempt to overthrow our government, in favor of a man caught on tape just four days ago trying to strong-arm a state election official into falsifying the election results.
Today the Confederate flag flew in the United States Capitol.
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EDIT AT 12:00 on January 7: The symbol on the abdomen of the rioter on the Senate dais is a religious symbol that has been appropriated by white supremacists, not the Ku Klux Klan specifically, as I wrote originally. I apologize for the error.