"No, you cannot bring your lightsaber to Harper's Ferry, because people aren't allowed to bring weapons in the National Parks."
"The pocket on the front of your underwear is NOT for toys."
"You have to be 90 years old to ride a motorcycle. Not even Opa is old enough to ride a motorcycle."
"Ben, take the lightsaber out of your diaper."
"Michael, you milk a cow's teats, not its penis."
"The Force is not real."
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