31 January 2021

January on Facebook

New Year, new hike 


First day back at school and work (Jason took a week off) this year. Are we excited?
No. No, we are not.


Adding to my list of things better taught in person: kindergarten scissor skills


Would you rather get a cavity filled or help a kindergartner write a sentence? I'll go first: cavity filled. Definitely the cavity.


Is it possible to be appalled and mortified and disgusted and heartbroken all at the same time? Yes, yes it is. 01/06/2021


Four years too late, Betsy.


Am I the only one googling how to get pencil off a chromebook screen this morning? Please tell me I'm not alone.


I am not sure what it is about our bed that makes the kids think it is a WWF ring, but there it is.


To my math teachers and my parents: thank you and I'm sorry.
A few months helping two of our kids through an algebra course and I'm ready to get SHOW YOUR WORK tattooed on my forehead.


To my math teachers and my parents: thank you and I'm sorry.
A few months helping two of our kids through an algebra course and I'm ready to get SHOW YOUR WORK tattooed on my forehead.


Isaac can now read words like CAT, PIG, RUN and SUBSCRIBE. Any guesses on where he learned the last one??


Trying to learn Russian with Duolingo. Favorite sentence in Russian lessons so far: "Is this sushi or is this borscht?" What must a food look like for someone to need to ask that question????


Living our best pandemic life
Jason: Ok, your mom and I are going to Costco together.
Ben: Oh, is it your anniversary??


Story problem: If a 6yo travels east on his scooter at an average of 2 miles an hour, how far will he get before his mom has to carry his scooter? Round your answer to the nearest hundredth.


Another unscientific Facebook poll: which stage has made you want to say "Because I said so!" more: TEEN or TODDLER?
I thought we were past that, but it turns out, no.


Nana: So, is Isaac ready to go to kindergarten?
Isaac: There's no such thing as Santa Claus!
Nana:
Me: Yep, I think he's ready.


Only in Kindergarten is it safe to ask kids to unscramble this word


In preparation for Isaac's first day of in-person kindergarten, we timed ourselves walking to his school. In case you're wondering it takes 11 minutes which includes jumping on every utility cover and pretending part of the sidewalk is lava.


Isaac's first day of in-person school is tomorrow (Monday) and this year has been such a roller coaster that I find myself unable to be excited about it until he is in the building and I have left school grounds.

20 January 2021

Inauguration Day

We may have pulled them all out of class to watch this. And there may have been some tears shed, though not from the boys.




 

And a little bit of Bernie fun at the end.

19 January 2021

Magic Birthday Card

This is a magic birthday card. It might not look like it, but it is. This is the birthday card that Isaac made for Nana for her 29th birthday. In case you needed an interpretation: this is a picture of Nana and Isaac standing next to a table with a bowl of cookie dough.


How do I know this is a magic card? Well, it all started with a dry (finally!) and cold day when I decided that we needed some exercise. I told Isaac and Ben that we were going to walk to Nana's house - usually a decent motivator for Ben. But to sweeten the pot, I told them that we were going to bring Nana some butterscotch chips...and maybe Nana would be willing to share with them - a decent motivator for Isaac.


So off we went to grandmother's house and I must confess that I had the tune from Into the Woods in my head much of the time.

When we arrived at Nana's house, I got a bit distracted on a phone call with Rachel and all of a sudden Nana was in the kitchen with Ben and Isaac and she was pulling out some butter and her KitchenAid mixer.

That's how you know that Nana means business.

In short order there was a large bowl of chocolate and butterscotch chip cookie dough on the counter with the oven warming up. Several mouthfuls of dough and 10 minutes later a plate of cookies magically arrived.

And that is how I know it was a magic birthday card.

07 January 2021

Terrorism and Insurrection

 The events of 01/06/2021 were both unbelievable and predictable. Jason and I have been concerned for months about this time period before the inauguration. I found it too stressful to be glued to the TV as the events unfolded, but here is an excellent rundown from Heather Cox Richardson on Facebook:

January 6, 2021 (Wednesday)
Today the Confederate flag flew in the United States Capitol.
This morning, results from the Georgia senatorial runoff elections showed that Democrats Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff had beaten their Republican opponents—both incumbents—by more than the threshold that would require a recount. The Senate is now split 50-50 between Republicans and Democrats, so the position of majority leader goes to a Democrat. Mitch McConnell, who has bent the government to his will since he took over the position of majority leader in 2007, will be replaced.
With the Democrats in control of both Congress and the Executive Branch, it is reasonable to expect we will see voting rights legislation, which will doom the current-day Republican Party, depending as it has on voter suppression to stay in power.
Trump Republicans and McConnell Republicans had just begun to blame each other for the debacle when Congress began to count the certified electoral votes from the states to establish that Democrat Joe Biden won the 2020 presidential election. The election was not close—Biden won the popular vote by more than 7 million votes and the Electoral College by 306 to 232—but Trump contends that he won the election in a landslide and “fraud” made Biden the winner.
Trump has never had a case. His campaign filed and either lost or had dismissed 62 out of 63 lawsuits because it could produce no evidence for any of its wild accusations. Nonetheless, radical lawmakers courted Trump’s base by echoing Trump’s charges, then tried to argue that the fact voters no longer trusted the vote was reason to contest the certified votes.
More than 100 members of the House announced they would object to counting the votes of certain states. About 13 senators, led by Josh Hawley (R-MO) and Ted Cruz (R-TX), agreed to join them. The move would slow down the count as each chamber would have to debate and take a separate vote on whether to accept the state votes, but the objectors never had anywhere near the votes they needed to make their objections stick.
So Trump turned to pressuring Vice President Mike Pence, who would preside over the counting, to throw out the Biden votes. On Monday, Trump tweeted that “the Vice President has the power to reject fraudulently chosen electors.” This would throw the blame for the loss onto Pence, but the vice president has no constitutional power to do any such thing, and this morning he made that clear in a statement. Trump then tweeted that Pence “didn’t have the courage to do what should have been done.”
It seemed clear that the voting would be heated, but it was also clear that most of the lawmakers opposing the count were posturing to court Trump’s base for future elections. Congress would count Biden’s win.
But Trump had urged his supporters for weeks to descend on Washington, D.C., to stop what he insisted was the stealing of the election. They did so and, this morning, began to congregate near the Capitol, where the counting would take place. As he passed them on the east side of the Capitol, Hawley raised a power fist.
In the middle of the day, Trump’s lawyer Rudy Giuliani spoke to the crowd, telling them: “Let’s have trial by combat.” Trump followed, lying that he had won the election and saying “we are going to have to fight much harder.” He warned that Pence had better “come through for us, and if he doesn’t, that will be a sad day for our country.” He warned that Chinese-driven socialists are taking over the country. And he told them to march on Congress to “save our democracy.”
As rioters took Trump at his word, Congress was counting the votes alphabetically by state. When they got to Arizona, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) stood up to echo the rhetoric radicals had been using to discredit the certified votes, saying that public distrust in the election—created out of thin air by Republicans—justified an investigation.
Within an hour, a violent mob stormed the Capitol and Cruz, along with the rest of the lawmakers, was rushed to safety (four quick-thinking staffers brought along the electoral ballots, in their ceremonial boxes). As the rioters broke in, police shot and killed one of them: Ashli Babbitt, an Air Force veteran from San Diego, QAnon believer, and staunch Trump supporter. The insurrectionists broke into the Senate chamber, where one was photographed on the dais of the Senate, shirtless and wearing a bull costume that revealed a white supremacist tattoo on his abdomen. They roamed the Capitol looking for Pence and other lawmakers they considered enemies. Not finding them, they ransacked offices. One rioter photographed himself sitting at House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s desk with his feet on it.
They carried with them the Confederate flag.
Capitol police provided little obstruction, apparently eager to avoid confrontations that could be used as propaganda on social media. The intruders seemed a little surprised at their success, taking selfies and wandering around like tourists. One stole a lectern.
As the White House, the FBI, the Justice Department, and the Department of Homeland Security all remained silent, President-Elect Joe Biden spoke to cameras urging calm and calling on Trump to tell his supporters to go home. But CNN White House Correspondent Kaitlan Collins later reported that she spoke to White House officials who were “genuinely freaked… out” that Trump was “borderline enthusiastic” about the storming of the Capitol because “it meant the certification was being derailed.”
At 4:17, Trump issued his own video, reiterating his false claims that he had been cheated of victory. Only then did he conclude with: “Go home, we love you, you’re very special.” Twitter immediately took the video down. By nighttime Trump’s Twitter feed seemed to blame his enemies for the violence the president had incited (although the rhythm of the words did not sound to me like Trump’s own usual cadence): “These are the things and events that happen when a sacred landslide election victory is so unceremoniously & viciously stripped away from great patriots who have been badly & unfairly treated for so long. Go home with love & in peace. Remember this day forever!”
Twitter took down the tweet and banned the president for at least twelve hours for inciting violence; Facebook and Instagram followed suit.
As the afternoon wore on, police found two pipe bombs near the headquarters of the Republican National Committee and the Democratic National Committee in Washington, D.C., as well as a truck full of weapons and ammunition, and mobs gathered at statehouses across the country, including in Kansas, Ohio, Minnesota, California, and Georgia.
By 5:00, acting Secretary of Defense Christopher Miller issued a statement saying he had conferred with Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Mark Milley, Vice President Pence, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY), and Representative Steny Hoyer (D-MD) and had fully activated the D.C. National Guard.
He did not mention the president.
By late evening, Washington, D.C., police chief Robert J. Contee III announced that at least 52 people had been arrested and 14 law enforcement officers injured. A total of four people died, including one who died of a heart attack and one who tased themself.
White House Counsel Pat Cipollone urged people to stay away from Trump to limit their chances of being prosecuted for treason under the Sedition Act. By midnight, four staffers had resigned, as well as Deputy National Security Adviser Matthew Pottinger, with other, higher level officials also talking about leaving. Even Trump adviser Stephen Miller admitted it was a bad day. Quickly, pro-Trump media began to insist that the attack was a false-flag operation of “Antifa,” despite the selfies and videos posted by known right-wing agitators, and the fact that Trump had invited, incited, and praised them.
Former Secretary of Defense James Mattis laid the blame for today’s attack squarely at the feet of Trump himself: “Today’s violent assault on our Capitol, and effort to subjugate American democracy by mob rule, was fomented by Mr. Trump. His use of the Presidency to destroy trust in our election and to poison our respect for fellow citizens has been enabled by pseudo political leaders whose names will live in infamy as profiles in cowardice.”
The attempted coup drew condemnation from all but the radical Trump supporters in government. Former President George W. Bush issued a statement “on insurrection at the Capitol,” saying “it is a sickening and heartbreaking sight.” “I am appalled by the reckless behavior of some political leaders since the election,” he said, and accused such leaders of enflaming the rioters with lies and false hopes. Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT) was more direct: “What happened here today was an insurrection incited by the President of the United States.”
Across the country tonight are calls for Trump’s removal through the 25th amendment, impeachment, or resignation. The Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee have joined the chorus, writing to Pence urging him to invoke the 25th. Angry at Trump’s sabotaging of the Georgia elections in addition to the attack on our democracy, prominent Republicans are rumored to be doing the same.
At 8:00, heavily armed guards escorted the lawmakers back to the Capitol, thoroughly scrubbed by janitors, where the senators and representatives resumed their counting of the certified votes. The events of the afternoon had broken some of the Republicans away from their determination to challenge the votes. Fourteen Republican senators had announced they would object to counting the certified votes from Arizona; in the evening count the number dropped to six: Cruz (R-TX), Hawley (R-MO), Cindy Hyde-Smith (R-MS), John Kennedy (R-LA), Roger Marshall (R-KS), and Tommy Tuberville (R-AL).
In the House, 121 Republicans, more than half the Republican caucus, voted to throw out Biden’s electors from Arizona. As in the Senate, they lost when 303 Representatives voted in favor.
Six senators and more than half of the House Republicans backed an attempt to overthrow our government, in favor of a man caught on tape just four days ago trying to strong-arm a state election official into falsifying the election results.
Today the Confederate flag flew in the United States Capitol.
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EDIT AT 12:00 on January 7: The symbol on the abdomen of the rioter on the Senate dais is a religious symbol that has been appropriated by white supremacists, not the Ku Klux Klan specifically, as I wrote originally. I apologize for the error.

31 December 2020

December on Facebook

I have been trying to cut down on our use of single-use products, but I recently saw an ad for reusable swabs and I found my limit. 🤢

I know why people have them, but I just have to say that doorbell cameras (like Ring) are taking all the fun out of leaving spontaneous and anonymous surprise gifts (nice ones not flaming bags of dog poo) on people's porches. 

You might think that if nothing else the fact that I have power over the wifi would encourage my kids to control their teen 'tude with me, but it does not.

As we've had so very much *quality* time together over the last 9 months, I've had the opportunity to carefully observe my children and thoughtfully consider their talents and strengths. I now believe that my kids could have successful careers as any of the following: interrogators, inquisitors, questioners of hostile witnesses, and hired goons. 🤷‍♀️

This bears repeating every year: just because you CAN make a Christmas album doesn't mean you SHOULD

Kindergarten conversations
Girl: if you could have anything in the world what would you want?
Isaac: all the gold in the world
Girl: I would have a million dogs and cats so they could make a WAR

When the kids were younger, I used to read parenting books.
Now that they are older I just read parenting memes.

Only he knows for sure, but I'm pretty sure that the Grinch is Isaac's Patronus

IKEA review:
Furniture 👍
Gingerbread house 👎

He's both our sunshine and our category 5 hurricane and now he's SIX! Happy birthday, squishy!

In case you're wondering where I'm at emotionally, yesterday Isaac turned off a light and Michael threw away an empty chip bag WITHOUT BEING ASKED and I almost cried. 😆

We're going to make it to winter break, but maybe only just barely. 🤷‍♀️

Kindergarten math
Teacher: If Isaac has 5 kittens and Audrina takes 2, what do we have?
Me (in my head): A VERY mad Isaac

As a mother sometimes I wonder, do my kids notice all the things I do for them?
Then a couple days ago one of the boys told me that he doesn't ever want to have kids because he doesn't like doing things for other people.
So.....I *guess* that answers my question?? 🤷‍♀️


Anyone else come to the realization that you don't know how many cookies a particular recipe makes because you've never made it without "taste testing" a decent amount of dough? Just me?

Actual words out of my mouth today: WHAT PART OF DON'T TOUCH THEM MEANS SHAKE IT HARDER????

For breakfast I ate 6 ginger spice cookies and 2 hard-boiled eggs. Then I did 6 miles on my elliptical.
Working on finding balance as we close out 2020.


How did 2020 end for you?
At our house:
--The older boys played 4+ hours of Mario Party 10. It's close to midnight they are simultaneously talking trash and getting their feelings hurt because they are all exhausted
--Isaac spent the last hour trying the snuggle into a spot on my arm that I can only assume is located somewhere between the bone and muscle
--Jason and I spent a couple of hours sending each other gifs about how bored we are

26 December 2020

Happy Christmas

In an utterly shocking turn of events, Josh (the TEENAGER) was the first one into our room on Christmas morning. I had been banking on Michael and Jason on Isaac, so we were wrong. Also surprising, no one came into our room until after EIGHT a.m.  We think that the key was letting the older boys stay up late watching X-Men.

But awake they did and so I snuck downstairs to make sure all was ready and take a picture before the wrapping paper carnage began.

But I had to be quick because the natives were getting restless...and making a mess of our bed.

Restless but I still made them sit while I took 1 or 2 or 12 pictures of them in their matching pajamas.

Then the great unwrapping began. 

After the great unwrapping there came the great breakfast that no one really ate because they were full from the candy in their stockings.

Though Michael did give it a try as part of his Buddy The Elf Diet.

Later in the morning, we visited Nana and Uncle Doug for some more gifts.

After assembling robots, constructing legos, listening to Michael Buble (who has been christened Michael Bubbles in our house), and watching TV we all settled in for a Christmas dinner with something for everyone. So less fancy and more hodgepodge, but everyone had the opportunity to fill their regular bellies and their dessert bellies.

With phone calls to such exotic locations as California, Virginia, and Germany it was a lovely day of gifts and family. 

25 December 2020

Christmas Letter

Are we all ready for this year to be over yet??  This is the year that we swore an oath of solitude until the pestilence is purged from the lands.  We stockpiled toilet paper and hand sanitizer, wore masks, discovered how many people can stream on our wifi before zoom freezes, binge watched the Mandelorian, and spent more time together as a family than our teenagers can handle. This was 2020.

Other fun highlights of the year:

*March 13th - a friday, it snowed, schools closed for covid-19  - we are now superstitious

*Michael tried sleep shaving…unsuccessfully

*Nana painted the boys’ bedrooms and they look great

*Isaac figured out there’s no tooth fairy and now just demands $$ from his parents when he loses a tooth

*Josh started college - at home, which is not quite the liberating experience he was hoping for

*Irene conquered Mt. Ellinor this summer - Josh and Ben claimed it wasn’t that hard - they lie

*5 out of the 6 of us are now on allergy meds...Ben is just in denial

*Jason is looking for a back transplant - please let us know if you think you’d be a good donor

*Josh has been working towards getting his license - his brothers on their “we’re going to die” faces


We hope this card finds you happy and surrounded by those you love. And we hope 2021 brings everyone some peace and fewer toilet paper shortages.

Love, The Millers